Phonetimer 

A woman who calls her husband every five minutes to tell him what time it is and to get his ass home.

Linda is such a Phonetimer when Chris and I drink beer in the garage.

Phonetimer by The Sherriff is near January 20, 2008

Phoneternet 

The internet as used on a cell phone.

I was trying to check the movie times but my phoneternet is acting up

Phoneternet by goeymon August 6, 2010

Phonetercourse  

Phone sex

Bill: Hows it going with that girl you went out with?
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.

Phonetercourse by maniacmixklutz February 12, 2009

phoneterruption 

An incredibly rude and disruptive entry of a phone into a social setting

We were having a conversational dinner until the rude phoneterruption

phoneterruption by No Interruption May 11, 2014

phonetervention 

When your mother calls you on the phone to say hi, but ends up talking to you for hours about how you need to change course in life before everything goes to crap.

*Phone rings*
"Oh hi Mom, how's it going? Yeah me too, I've been busy... No I haven't been dodging your calls... I know. I know. I know. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Yes, Mom. Yeah. Okay..."
*Conversation goes on...*
*Conversation ends*
*Call duration: 3:46:32*
*Phonetervention concludes*

phonetervention by TwistedDane May 20, 2014

Phonezeimers 

When you turn on your phone and stare at it forgetting why you turned it on in the first place.

I wanted to look up something on my phone, but I can’t remember what. I must have phonezeimers!

Phonezeimers by Googgoof19 December 6, 2017

Phonetertubes 

Internet connectivity on a mobile phone.

Portmanteau of "phone" and "intertubes"

"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."

Phonetertubes by lonelocust January 14, 2009