Phonetimer
A woman who calls her husband every five minutes to tell him what time it is and to get his ass home.
Phonetimer by The Sherriff is near January 20, 2008
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Phoneternet
Phoneternet by goeymon August 6, 2010
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Phonetercourse
Bill: Hows it going with that girl you went out with?
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.
Phonetercourse by maniacmixklutz February 12, 2009
phoneterruption
phoneterruption by No Interruption May 11, 2014
phonetervention
When your mother calls you on the phone to say hi, but ends up talking to you for hours about how you need to change course in life before everything goes to crap.
*Phone rings*
"Oh hi Mom, how's it going? Yeah me too, I've been busy... No I haven't been dodging your calls... I know. I know. I know. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Yes, Mom. Yeah. Okay..."
*Conversation goes on...*
*Conversation ends*
*Call duration: 3:46:32*
*Phonetervention concludes*
"Oh hi Mom, how's it going? Yeah me too, I've been busy... No I haven't been dodging your calls... I know. I know. I know. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Yes, Mom. Yeah. Okay..."
*Conversation goes on...*
*Conversation ends*
*Call duration: 3:46:32*
*Phonetervention concludes*
phonetervention by TwistedDane May 20, 2014
Phonezeimers
Phonezeimers by Googgoof19 December 6, 2017
Phonetertubes
"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."
Phonetertubes by lonelocust January 14, 2009
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