1 definition by Itchen Lingo

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Someone (often a teen) who stays up until the small hours of the morning on their phone and who sleeps excessively during the day to compensate. Unlike a vampire who sucks blood, these phonepires suck Wi-fi and data usage. Sometimes spelled fonepire.
β€œHave you seen James this morning?”

β€œNo he’s a phonepire!”
by Itchen Lingo December 24, 2019
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