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An action of a person not using his/her phone

To be a safe driver, I am going to drive phonefree from now on.

phonefree by UD wurd creator November 2, 2009

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Phonernet

Internet available on phones and mobile devices including The Google, The YouTube, and mobile apps.

Dude alone in hotel: Damn! This hotel doesn't even have Spanktravision. Guess I'll have to break out the phonernet.

Phone: buffering... buffering... buffering...

Dude: buffering... buffering... buffering...

Phonernet by PointsAtBitches October 11, 2011

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phonefree • phone freeze tag • phonefriends • phone tree plea • phonernet • PhoneFacePlant • phonefew • phonepression • Phonesleeping • Phonewrecker

Phonesleeping

When two people miss sleeping with each other and, at distance, they stay on the phone whilst sleeping

"Would like to hug you all the night, fancy phonesleeping? "

Phonesleeping by Udphilosopher January 13, 2017

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phonernet

Internet that is available for cellular phones.

"Hey Todd, what's an "El Nino"?"
"I don't know, I'll check my phonernet."

phonernet by DeChunk July 5, 2008

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phoneface

The unusual faces people make in public when looking at their phone while texting, reading their incoming call history, or checking their voicemail. This face is exaggerated when the person is checking their phone in a poorly lit area.

"He just texted me back, lemme look." she makes a phoneface while checking the text message.

phoneface by 5zerocool March 29, 2010

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PhoneFacePlant

When someone gets hit in the face with their own phone while texting or in a video call.

There was blood all over after we got rear-ended and Elizbeth PhoneFacePlanted!

She had a nasty PhoneFacePlant cut over her eye.

PhoneFacePlant by justmatt June 26, 2016

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phonepression

The stage of depression that is felt by girls when they lose their phone or have it taken away.

Yea, shaniqua feel into a deep phonepression after she lost her phone at the strip club.

phonepression by cockherspaniel January 11, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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