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phonefree 

An action of a person not using his/her phone
To be a safe driver, I am going to drive phonefree from now on.
phonefree by UD wurd creator November 2, 2009
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Internet available on phones and mobile devices including The Google, The YouTube, and mobile apps.
Dude alone in hotel: Damn! This hotel doesn't even have Spanktravision. Guess I'll have to break out the phonernet.

Phone: buffering... buffering... buffering...

Dude: buffering... buffering... buffering...
Phonernet by PointsAtBitches October 11, 2011

Phonesleeping

When two people miss sleeping with each other and, at distance, they stay on the phone whilst sleeping
"Would like to hug you all the night, fancy phonesleeping? "
Phonesleeping by Udphilosopher January 13, 2017
Internet that is available for cellular phones.
"Hey Todd, what's an "El Nino"?"
"I don't know, I'll check my phonernet."
phonernet by DeChunk July 5, 2008

phoneface 

The unusual faces people make in public when looking at their phone while texting, reading their incoming call history, or checking their voicemail. This face is exaggerated when the person is checking their phone in a poorly lit area.
"He just texted me back, lemme look." she makes a phoneface while checking the text message.
phoneface by 5zerocool March 29, 2010

PhoneFacePlant

When someone gets hit in the face with their own phone while texting or in a video call.
There was blood all over after we got rear-ended and Elizbeth PhoneFacePlanted!

She had a nasty PhoneFacePlant cut over her eye.
PhoneFacePlant by justmatt June 26, 2016

phonepression 

The stage of depression that is felt by girls when they lose their phone or have it taken away.
Yea, shaniqua feel into a deep phonepression after she lost her phone at the strip club.
phonepression by cockherspaniel January 11, 2014
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