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phoneballs 

The ability to say things over the phone that normally would be difficult to convey.
Todd: Man, I can't believe Lisa called me a cunt rag!
James: Don't worry about it man, she wouldn't have said that to your face, she just grew some phoneballs.
phoneballs by prankmaster June 5, 2007

Poonable 

Some one who you find attractive/want to fuck (poontang).
"Check out that bird, she looks poonable! If you know what i mean." bruce exclaimed. "I have no idea what you mean, bruce" said Kensington MacBallsack.

Pronablentian 

The probable reality of something impossible happening
I had a pronablentian moment:
The sky exploded, and yet the cows still lived

phonerable 

"Phonerable" is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.
Clementine dropped her Blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a "phonerable" state of awe and terror.
phonerable by ChurchofGoogle August 4, 2009

Phonewalled

Similar to paywalled, it indicates a website or service that requires you to register with your phone number.
I can't register at twitter, it's phonewalled.
Phonewalled by csehszlovakze October 20, 2019

planeable 

something that has no risk to cause harm or an attitude that is totally unoffensive. ( safe to use an an airplane )
remember, when you're in court, stay plainable so the judge dont get all twisted.

airport security took my lighter, guess it wasnt planeable- but i got matches.
planeable by travis bailey November 9, 2006