phoneasses 

1) phoneasses- when the same asshole keeps calling your job with theach same question.

2) phoneass-someone who can go off on the phone but doesn't say shit in person.

3) phoneass- they ask the question you just answered over the phone.

This "phoneasses" has called three times in the last 5 minutes.

phoneasses by Depingabryan April 25, 2016

Phonepassed 

Passed out with out putting your phone on the charger.

I was so tired last night I phonepassed and my alarm didn't go off this morning.

Phonepassed by zizithecat August 1, 2019

Phoneass 

A Phoneass is a type of jerk that starts playing a funny video and n their phone that everyone has to watch, just as you are about deliver your punchline to a group.

A Phoneass is easy to spot because they interrupt you and then show you stupid videos while insisting that proper etiquette is for you to hold their phone so they don’t get a cramp in their stupid arm.

Here comes Fat Phil with his phoneass nonsense. He’s qued up some corny bullshit video of a woman farting that sounds like Yoda. He’s been running around with this for two weeks.

Phoneass by P-Biddy May 12, 2019

Phonyassnesstical 

People who are cowards and fake and act as if they did nothing wrong or malicious to another person within their family or circle of friends or acquaintances .

Lenard always come around on Thanksgiving like he didn’t do none of us wrong earlier in the year, if he come around this year, I will make him come up out his phonyassnesstical ways and make him be accountable for his actions.

Phonyassnesstical by Mrs. NoMore March 1, 2025