phonehole 

1. a phony asshole

2. a phony asshole on a cell phone

1. That chick who's interviewing stars on the red carpet at the Oscars is such a phonehole.

2. I sat next to a real phonehole on the train yesterday.

phonehole by MsArdRi March 7, 2010

phonebone 

to engage in sexual conduct over the phone. In lighter terms, to "have phone sex".

Did you hear that Andy totally phoneboned Jennifer? How disgusting!

phonebone by darian m October 27, 2005

phoneaholic 

Someone who is addicted to their phone.

Out teacher is a phoneaholic.

phoneaholic by bevhills March 30, 2010

ponehole 

To take and cut off someone’s (ugly) pony tail and stick it up their bum.

His ponytail was so gross, I cut it off and poneholed him with it.

ponehole by GenXer June 16, 2022

Phonephones

When you use two telephones at the same time to hear the same thing in both ears: A reciever on each ear, speaking into the two transmitters. This is useful in loud environments to block out the noise, or to amuse yourself when talking to someone really boring.

Because Nancy was so boring to talk to, Bob had to use phonephones. Coming through the two speakers, his voice sounded like Iron Man.

Phonephones by weetodd March 26, 2008

Phonesleeping

When two people miss sleeping with each other and, at distance, they stay on the phone whilst sleeping

"Would like to hug you all the night, fancy phonesleeping? "

Phonesleeping by Udphilosopher January 13, 2017

phonelessness 

being without one's cellular device for an extended period of time

my phonelessness has led to a lot of skypeing lately

phonelessness by brosef von brosevich February 22, 2011