PhoneBar

A conveniently located cell phone charging station; usually at an airport, restaurant, bar, concert hall, music festival or live event.

Commonly misspelled as two words.

Peter: Awe man, my phone is dead and I left my phone charger at home.
Clark: No problem, let's find a PhoneBar so you can charge that pos android.

by ClarkKent08 December 2, 2013

phoneballs

The ability to say things over the phone that normally would be difficult to convey.

Todd: Man, I can't believe Lisa called me a cunt rag!
James: Don't worry about it man, she wouldn't have said that to your face, she just grew some phoneballs.

by prankmaster June 5, 2007

Phoneburnia

The most kickass building server on Half-Life 2: Deathmatch.

Hey, have you been on Phoneburnia lately?

by physics October 7, 2007

phonebrator

Phonebrator is a phone being used as a cheap vibrator.

Phonebrator

step1- put on
step2- insert phone
step3- call the phone

by Rbomb04 July 26, 2014

Phonetard

An individual that experiences life through the video camera function of their phone.

A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.

by Jargonaut December 18, 2012

Phonefart

Those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. Similar to it's organic cousin but is purely technological.

The Phonefart includes iphones, blackberries, zack morris' telephone, any cellular device left on a table.

by toytony March 2, 2011

Phonetarted

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines

Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.

by the bride1048 August 12, 2010