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Jason Phleming 

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.
She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.
Jason Phleming by STAJATS June 7, 2009
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phonegingi 

green phone person from dialtown
p1: did you see phonegingi?

p2: the weird phone?
p1: yea. that one.
phonegingi by anonymous March 2, 2021

phovering 

the act of constantly looking at a phone in the hopes of a boy friend or girlfriend texting back.
i was phovering all night that my phone died

pooleying 

Pooleying out is where all ya mates ask u to come out n party and u make really bad excuses to not come n then constantly moan about being bored.
"hey man im coming out at 5".............4.40"oh no im not"
1 hour later "im bored" via social networking sites
pooleying out
pooleying by Original Rambo April 24, 2014
Worrying so much it causes you physical pain

On the verge of losing your temper. Just before you REALLY lose your temper.
My buddy was plexing so much, he started to have chest pains.
plexing by Synonymgirl July 8, 2019

Phoebing 

A constant stream of random bullshit that makes no sense and adapts to the topic of conversation. people who "phoeb" often need a slap because of the over use of bullshit that comes from there mouth
person 1 "oh my god this smells like vanilla"
person 2 "no it don't u phoeb"


person 1 "i'm a gay jewish tranny that cross dress and has vanilla aids"
person 2 " stop phoebing u fuckin phoeb...shut up
Phoebing by nicejuggs October 18, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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