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Phoneaphobia 

People that have a phobia with others touching or using their phone because of contamination. Afraid of contracting germs from other touching their cell phone. Like a germaphobe through cell phone sharing.
Emmalee will not let anybody use her cell phone. She is such a phoneaphobe.

Emmalee has phoneaphobia, she won't let anybody use her phone, for fear she'll get germs.
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phoneaphobia 

Fear of making cold calls, even if your rent payment and drinking money depends on it.

This condition is often associated with Monday mornings and Friday afternoons in the work environment.
Man I didn't make any comissions last month at work. My boss asked me if I caught a case of phoneaphobia. He said everone in the office seems to have contacted it lately.
phoneaphobia by Tyrenne June 2, 2009

Phoeniphobia

Phoeniphobia is the fear of flamingos, often triggered by a traumatic experience with flamingos, or just finding them creepy. For me, I have phoeniphobia from watching Cleithrophobia by Shapiro500 .
Hello, my name is Bobbleshwartonz, and I have phoeniphobia.
Phoeniphobia by The_DarkBean February 28, 2021

phobiaphobia 

The fear of being afraid.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
I think I have phobiaphobia!
phobiaphobia by onomiyaki July 15, 2005

phobiaphobiaphobia 

A person who suffers from a very common psychological illness where they fear fearing fear.
here is an example of a girl who has phobiaphobiaphobia;

Guy: "I think im afraid of fear"

Girl: "ewww get away from me"
phobiaphobiaphobia by blahhhhxzc October 24, 2009

Phobiaphobia 

The irrational fear of hearing the same word twice.
Friend: "Did you get the answer two for the question?"
You: "Yeah, I got two too."

Friend: "AHHHHHH!!!!"
You: "What happened? Do you have phobiaphobia?"

Friend: "STOP IT ALREADY YOU JERK!!!"
Phobiaphobia by Professor Professor September 12, 2011

Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobia 

You have Phobiaphobiaphobiaphobia when you are scared of fearing the fear of fear itself.
Saint Jimmy: You have been diagnosed with phobiaphobiaphobiaphobia. Dont think about it too hard, your skull will probably explode"
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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