pompistador 

A conquistador, with exception of the pursuit of another person's rear end.

Also, the Spanish version of a butt pirate.

Originating from the Spanish word 'pompis' (meaning 'bottom') and 'conquistador' (to pursue or conquer).

Example 1:

Wow, did you see that guy talking to that hot chick over there?

Yeah, he's a total pompistador.

Example 2:

I'm concerned about Joe; he keeps smacking my ass every time I score on the other team. I think he might be using the game as an excuse to be a pompistador.

pompistador by Senor bomba November 19, 2013

pompassador 

a pompous ambassador

Every morning I see the pompassador being chauffeured in a limo to the coffee shop two blocks away. (True story.)

pompassador by Supercraptastic March 10, 2011