Phloam

Semen, sperm. Taken from the Aphex Twin song that sounds like laptops having hot sex.

I covered my bitch with phloam last night.

by Dizzle Fizzler October 20, 2008

phloem

Tissue found in vascular plants. Its main function is to transport sugars and other food materials such as amino acids (see protein) from the leaves, where they are produced, to all other parts of the plant. This could be from the leaves to the roots to provide the chemicals needed for growth. However, it could be from a leaf and up to a developing fruit that is rich in sugars. The sugars are made by photosynthesis, which occurs in green parts of plants, such as leaves (see leaf). The amino acids are made from sugars and minerals, such as nitrate absorbed from the soil. Phloem tissue is usually found close to the other transport tissue in plants, xylem, which transports water and minerals. In non-woody plants phloem and xylem are found in bundles, such as the veins of a leaf.

Phloem is composed of sieve elements and their associated companion cells, together with some sclerenchyma and parenchyma cell types. Sieve elements are long, thin-walled cells joined end to end, forming sieve tubes; large pores in the end walls allow the continuous passage of nutrients. Phloem is usually found in association with xylem, the water-conducting tissue, but unlike the latter it is a living tissue.

Phloem Part of the transport system in plants

by Tommy rocks up July 11, 2007

Phloomph

When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)

DUDE! I went home last night and Lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so I sat there laying down with a boner and all of a sudden her ass phloomphed on me and I had it there the whole night!

by SKROTO December 10, 2013

phloom

1. An Alan Alda Feminized Liberal Male who has to have the last word or be the ultimate arbiter/authority in all message board threads he participates in;
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “

That phloom won't shut the fuck up -- he makes me want to b..b..b...ARF!

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 25, 2008

Phlambo

Phlambo is a variation of the word cool. Apart from it has been EMO-IZED.

"That is a phlambo pidgeon."

"Like, oh my gosh, that chain is so phlambo"

by Georgina Clewes June 22, 2006

Phlamboojle

While perfoming anal sex the guy pulls out before shooting his load. the girl proceeds to push out a load, as she does this the guy shoots his load on her butt. he then takes the turd sperm mixture and wipes in on her face.

Hey honey u told me u wanted to try anal sex, well we should try Phlamboojle.

by Chance Blackburn April 16, 2008

philoamory

Being in a meaningful relationship while having other sexual relationships with people that you care deeply about but are not in love with.

I'm not polyamorous because I 'm not in love with him, but I do really care about him more than a casual acquaintance so I'd say I'm more into Philoamory.

by bonniebarrow November 8, 2015