phloom

1. An Alan Alda Feminized Liberal Male who has to have the last word or be the ultimate arbiter/authority in all message board threads he participates in;
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “

That phloom won't shut the fuck up -- he makes me want to b..b..b...ARF!

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 25, 2008

phloom groupie

A phloom's ass kissing sidekick. The idiot who "feeds the troll" on message boards or takes the side of the douchebag in an argument. The phloom groupie mistakenly believes the phloom is cool, when in reality he is an assclown. Also known as a "phloomophile."

"Dude, help me out on that thread. That clontarf and his phloom groupies are annoying as shit!"

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

phloem

Tissue found in vascular plants. Its main function is to transport sugars and other food materials such as amino acids (see protein) from the leaves, where they are produced, to all other parts of the plant. This could be from the leaves to the roots to provide the chemicals needed for growth. However, it could be from a leaf and up to a developing fruit that is rich in sugars. The sugars are made by photosynthesis, which occurs in green parts of plants, such as leaves (see leaf). The amino acids are made from sugars and minerals, such as nitrate absorbed from the soil. Phloem tissue is usually found close to the other transport tissue in plants, xylem, which transports water and minerals. In non-woody plants phloem and xylem are found in bundles, such as the veins of a leaf.

Phloem is composed of sieve elements and their associated companion cells, together with some sclerenchyma and parenchyma cell types. Sieve elements are long, thin-walled cells joined end to end, forming sieve tubes; large pores in the end walls allow the continuous passage of nutrients. Phloem is usually found in association with xylem, the water-conducting tissue, but unlike the latter it is a living tissue.

Phloem Part of the transport system in plants

by Tommy rocks up July 11, 2007

Phloomph

When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)

DUDE! I went home last night and Lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so I sat there laying down with a boner and all of a sudden her ass phloomphed on me and I had it there the whole night!

by SKROTO December 10, 2013

Phoom Phoom

Phoom Phoom is what you'll hear when your head is sandwiched between two large breasts as said breasts are shaken back and forth thus smacking your ears.

Joe: that big tittied ho at the bar gave good Phoom Phoom last night.

Mark: word

by Big Daddy Beavis November 3, 2010

Paloompus

An Oompa Loompas vagina.

Jenny the Oompa Loompa had scheduled an appointment to get her Paloompus examined after sleeping with Gary, fearful that she may have contracted an std.

by Scarlette Martino April 23, 2009

Pavel Phoom

A sexy beast that’s mind is 50% of the time is clouded by the thoughts of Dome or sexual objects 😏 he’s a very handsome man that can make anyone fall for him with just a batter of an eyelid. He’s my husband.

Pavel phoom is so freaking handsome!

by PAVELENTHUSIAST October 24, 2019