Phlamingoe

A phlamingoe is a grown man that has the audacity to wear the color pink. It's not that he wears it, but rather that he becomes it. He does everything from painting his nails pink, to drinking strawberry milk, to getting a pink tinted spray-tan. He drives a pink Porsche, and has a chihuahua with a pink collar. His house is pink. His iPhone case is red (they were out of pink), but he bleached it so now it's kinda pink. Close enough. His golf clubs are pink, and his credit cards are pink (which he uses to buy other pink things). He only eats pink food (he believes that he will one day become pink through the same process as a flamingo. Hence the name "phlamingoe"). This man is PINK. Pink, pink, pink. And gay.

Guy: Awh man, that is one pink dude.
Other guy: That's a phlamingoe if I've ever seen one.

First guy: Bruh...

Phlamingoe by Wordsmith1642 October 15, 2014

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plamingo

a really really groovy pink bird. it also has a bending neck!!!! yayaya!!!! some average boring people usually refer to plamingos as "flamingos." you are being brainwashed!!!!! hahaahah!!!! now you MUST use this word!!!! heheeheheh!!!!!! lalalalaalaalalal!!!! wwwwaaaaahhhaaaaaaahahahah!!!!

a: "I saw a plamingo at the zoo!!! It was groovy!!!"

b: "I ate a plamingo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!!!!"

plamingo by dudeley dude May 31, 2004

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Phlamingoe • plamingo

plamingo

Me and Katie's favorite bird!!!! They are hot pink and eat yummy fish and are cute and like cool people like me and Katie!!

a. Me: I like Plamingos.
Devon: What the hell is a Plamingo?
Me: A GROOVY BIRD!!!!! AYAYAYAYAYAY!!
b. Plamingos are tasty!! But I'm a vegetarian, so I can't eat them!

plamingo by VEGETARIAN!!! June 13, 2004

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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