Philisophicalitis - (Fill-ih-sof-uh-cuh-lie-tis)
A mental
condition in which one tends to overly use
philosophy on an
everyday basis, such as eating a bowl of coffee, walking the rug, or flying a tree in the ocean.
Person 1:
I like how the iOS design looked like before iOS 7, but the iOS 7 design is also nice. Both are good.
Person 2 (affected by philisophicalitis): This opens a new chapter in the human race. For one
individual to be able to perceive a neutral, yet not biased opinion on a quite controversial opinion among some in the Apple community, even though it may be considered a niche topic. You have opened your third eye, young one. Your gift will bless the many upon the generations.
Person 1:
You look like you need to eat some water.