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The ultimate scam artist; never wins a bet
Yo is that the town shithead phetter? Kid can’t win a bet.
Phetter by Shmeet lord December 4, 2018
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Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC
Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"
Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017
To consistently and deliberately keep trying to break something that does not need fixing. In addition, the new "fix" _must not_ aim to provide any compatibility with what it was supposed to "fix", e.g. everything else should be rebuilt from scratch to accommodate said "fix".

1. verb
to poetter (pøtɐ)

2. noun
A poetter is someone who is poettering (pøtɐɪŋ)
Stop poettering on a Friday!
Who poetterred that server?
poetter by pideins October 1, 2019

Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

poetterware 

Poetterware is a type of software mostly found on Linux systems, for example systemd, pulseaudio, policykit, consolekit, xdg-open, colord and more.
This software generally works very well and solves really complicated problems, but if it doesn't behave the way it should, you will have a hard time debugging the issue (e.g. via dbus), working around it (by quick hacks) or use alternative software. It may be written by Lennart Poettering or the freedesktop foundation or other participants in the ecosystem.
You're using Gentoo Linux with systemd? Yes, although it's poetterware it works very well for me.
poetterware by gnu_jj September 20, 2017

Petterøes 

A cigarette brand by the Norwegian man Halfdan Petterøe. He founded the Petterøes tobacco company in 1900, whom his daughter (Aase Petterøe) inherited after his death in 1939.

The smoking brand is one of Norways most popular and best known. It's also known for its well rounded taste and average cut. Not too perfumed, not too neutral.

The Petterøes tobacco is something for anyone, anywhere.
However you will get addicted and die. (Joke)
Dude 1: What's that in your mouth ?

Dude 2: A cigarette ?

Dude 1: Well then it better be a Petterøes !

Dude 2: It is !?

Dude 1: Oh, ok.
Petterøes by IHateZellerZeller January 25, 2010
Petteri is a Finnish name for a man. It comes from the biblical name Saint Peter, that comes from the Greek word, Πέτρος or Pétros, meaning stone or rock. So, all the dudes named Petteri, are real tough guys. The feminine equivalent Petra, is known to be a godess like woman with a porn star body. So naturally Petteri is also one hot sexual animal, with a sensual touch.
Petteri was a popular boys name espesially in the 70's.
Petteri by MPL10 October 3, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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