Pharketing

An email, or other communication, sent with a link to a seemingly useful resource but that really is just testing to see if your email address is active and if this kind of resource might be of use to you. The pharketer will then add your email to a distribution list for more pharketing messages to be sent or given to a company as a genuine lead. Not malicious, but certainly worth being wary of. See also pharming and phishing.

I received another pharketing email today!

Pharketing by hairy_squirrel March 3, 2026

Pargeting 

This is slang for applying large quantities of make-up to the face or body. It derives from the verb ‘pargeting’ which is to apply a decorative, waterproof plaster to a wall. The finished plaster is also known as pargeting and can be in a variety of colours. So if a woman is piling stuff on her face, eyebrows, eyes, lips, eyelashes or face, she is pargeting.

“Look at that silly moo piling gunk on her face!”
“Yeah, she does so much pargeting she keeps Maybelline in business by herself’”

Pargeting by AKACroatalin March 20, 2019

Harketing 

The practice of giving relentless verbal or written abuse to customer service employees, usually after having received less than satisfactory service.

You have recieved bad customer service, you ring up the company responsible and give them a tirade of authoratitive statements (patronise if need be) until your will is obeyed. i.e. ring them up and give them a good Harketing.

Harketing by BenC May 13, 2006

Parkering 

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.

Parkering by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018

packeting 

As a computer term, when someone slow downs or stops your internet connection via sending mass-data-packets, this means packeting.

Kiddies like packeting so much..

packeting by 8een May 20, 2008

packeting 

DOS used mostly by script kiddies who think they're clever.

im 31337 ive got the program off the internet that can packet you. Whats your ip?

packeting by 1338 (past 1337) June 24, 2003

mayonnaise-packeting 

When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.

"Dude.. i can't believe you gave her a mayonnaise-packeting last night!!!"

mayonnaise-packeting by D. "Sha Nay Nay" Footle August 3, 2007