pharting

Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sharting. The noun is 'a phart'

"Dude, that's disgusting, you sharted."

"Dw man I just pharted is all."

"Pharting rocks."

by bonny jonny October 18, 2008

Phart

And excruciatingly painful fart often resulting in explosive diarrhea and/or spontaneous combustion.

I was trying to squeeze out a fart, when all of a sudden i let out a phart, which went all over the walls.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

Phart

One of those smelly little "silent-but-deadly" ads that pops up in one corner of the TV screen 30 seconds into the program, after you've already endured 5 minutes of regular ads.

AMC used to be a great channel until they started pharting.

by Two Hep Cats October 10, 2009

Phart

Phart (verb) When a man has to take a serious leek and drop a huge sh*t simultaneously. Not having the time to drop the deuce, he chooses to urinate. While the mans pee exits with fire hose like pressure, he then attempts to fart. This triggers either a nasty shart or a turd to be deposited in the mans underwear. (pee-fart = phart)

While peeing late last night I pharted and dropped a scissored off turtle head on my bathroom floor…….

by TB2-nola February 10, 2009

phart

noun: fart that takes place in a pharmacy or produced by a pharmacist.

My pharmacist, Ryan, pharted while discussing my medications with me last week.

by peterangelo September 01, 2009

phart

The fart that is let out while taking a pee; usually one that provides great relief. At times it may sneak out.

O man, I just went to the bathroom and ripped a massive phart.

by TracyChapman October 31, 2008

phart

The Professionals of Houston Adventure Racing Team!

PHART kicked some serious ass at the last adventure race.

by PHART June 14, 2006