Phantom Man

A mega simp for any females

phantom man simped for his new 16 year old neighbor

by phantom is a simp May 4, 2021

The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.

"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"

by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023