Definitions by Maestrothemighty

The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.

"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"

The Phantom Watermelon Man by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023

Prodder 

A man who likes to stick his sausage in other men for fun, especially when they are least expecting it

That Jamie is a right prodder! Man he prowls around the gay districts and gives them a small portion of party sausage when the bend over to pick up 50p

Prodder by Maestrothemighty September 15, 2017