phal

The best description of my pseudofriend, Phil.

Phil is like a penis, so we call him Phal.

by Bob October 20, 2004

phal

Is derived from the words "phallus", meaning "penis", and "Phil", being a proper noun. Has become a versatile nickname for anyone by the name of "Phil" or "Phillip" who resembles a penis in either appearance or character.

Have you seen Phal recently?

by Diane October 12, 2004

phallicious

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.

Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.

by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

Phallentine's Day

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

by gngomez January 25, 2017

Phallic halitosis

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

Phalange

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.

"There is a problem with the left Phalange"

by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

phallll

A let's player that is extreme awesome, adorable, and hilarious.

Have you watched Phallll's new video? It was hilarious!

by VinylCored November 25, 2013