Pfffy

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-A pedophile; an older man or woman who molests children.

-A pervert who creeps on young children.

-An adult who is sexually attracted to young children

-An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.

Wormy = pfffy.

Pfffy by MmmMotorola January 9, 2011

Captain Puffy

An amazing twitch streamer, ALL HAIL PAPA PUFFY!

Person: Sorry gtg Captain Puffy started streaming

Captain Puffy by A fucking fish February 21, 2021

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Piffy On A Rock Bun

A colloquial term in and around the Manchester area of England, meaning to be kept hanging around or waiting unneccessarily.

I was in a shop and the assistant was away from the counter and I was stood waiting like piffy on a rock bun

Piffy On A Rock Bun by HowfenJames March 13, 2012

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Paffy

Roadman slang typically used to describe something cool or amazing

“Bro you missed out on one paffy night while you were working”

“Hey did you just see that paffy ting that just walked through the door?”

Paffy by Paffyboi777 October 26, 2022

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pfffft

PewDiePie's Bee in his Hardcore Minecraft series

pfffft don't fly into lava
pfffft no........ this is the shitiest character

pfffft by CREEDblock December 14, 2020

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puffy girl

a polite way of saying a fat girl

Look out the window! Here she comes with the puffy girl!

puffy girl by Boffo1 March 13, 2020

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Puffy vagina

A puffy vagina is a nice meaty pussy - it doesn't always have to have meat curtains (otherwise known as large hanging labia-majora skin flopping out. A puffy vagina can be puffy like the pillsbury doh boy. A little cushion and more meat is never a bad thing. A puffy vagina is a rare delicacy and should be treated like a desert to anyone having a taste.

"Man she had a nice puffy vagina, her outer lips had some thickness - it looked like a plump peach"

Puffy vagina by Man_handler April 21, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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