PHATSASSY is someone who is PHAT and SASSY PHAT-Pretty Hot And Tempting
SASSY-possessing the attitude of someone endowed with an ungodly amount of cool.
1. v. to evaluate someone's body type, hair type, or scentual preferences for the explicit purpose of getting aroused and killing them to have sex with their bodies 2. n. a beauty-obsessed necrophile
"I'm not pfastering you; I'm just asking what shower gel you use"
"Don't pfaster me, you freak"
"Yeah, Saturday night I was out at the club and totally got pfastered"
"Jesus Christ, quit being such a pfaster"
"I'm fairly convinced my neighbor is a total pfaster"
A young female whose lifestyle choices, devil-may-care demeanor and general physical appearances mimic those of Lana Del Rey, either intentionally or otherwise.
"Look at that girl with giant flowers in her hair and high waisted denim shorts. Is it Lana Del Rey?"
"No, just another Patsy Del Rey."