rugby rogue

Almost every rugby club has at one time encountered a rugby rogue. this traveling scumbag appears at practice or a match and joins the club willing to assist in the collective efforts. He is usually a piggy, and has a trade, like a carpenter or electrician, and finds a place to live with some of the batchleor players. Within a year, he leaves without notice, absconding with property and funds belonging to the roommates and the club.

Last year Rich started playing with us, and moved in with Android and Buddha. We should have been known that he was a rugby rogue since he was 35 and pocessed only a kit, some clothes and a 15 year-old Dodge truck. He sold $400 worth of raffle tickets, did not turn in any of the stubs or the money, and when we went to the house he was gone and so was Buddha's stereo and Android's furniture.

by bullet88 July 18, 2009

table grade

a middle age woman good looking enough to be have her pussy eaten on the dining room table

When I first saw David's mother I new she was table grade, and would have eaten her on the spot.

by bullet88 March 11, 2009

palinista

A palinista is a severe loyalist who still supports the failed 2008 VP candidate, denying all evidence and logic that she was a complete fool and humiliating disaster. They are mostly evangelical supporters of creationism and refuse all proven scientific knowledge. Their philosophy is "Don't confuse me with the facts, my mind is already made up".

When my father parroted the FOX Noise line that Grandpa John hit a home run in the selection of the VP for the 2008 republican presidential election, I told him that he hit a weak grounder right to the first baseman, and he refused to talk to me for a month. He will be a palinista until the day he dies.

by bullet88 August 02, 2009

husband-in-law

The prick that married your ex-wife

I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.

by bullet88 August 06, 2009

costume cache

cheap jewelry left in your home after a one night stand

my costume cache consists of dozens of single earrings, broken necklaces, swatch watches, crappy bracelets and other trinklets left on my nightstand or on the floor and stored in a cigar box after a night of meanless debauchery from some women picked up at a bar.

by bullet88 September 29, 2010

mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina

Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.

by bullet88 August 21, 2008

mellon deprivation

not having the chance to squeze a female breast in some indeterminate period of time

I've been married to a flat-chested woman for so long I am in a state of mellon deprivation.

by bullet88 August 04, 2010