bullet88's definitions

so sorry

flippant response to a remark that offends someone, indicating that they are not sorry and it is not their problem anymore.

so sorry I broke your heart and grounded my boot into the wound

by bullet88 September 15, 2011

pubic option

overgrown hair in the nether region.

When I took of Beth's panties last night looking for a landing strip, I discovered she had taken the pubic option. It was way too overgrown.

by bullet88 August 19, 2009

skank posse

Tiger Woods' loose collection of bar maids, massage therapists', low rent escorts and cocktail waitresses.

Tigers skank posse have gotten together and formed a union to receive more public coverage and lower the cost of their STD treatments

by bullet88 January 14, 2010

rugby rogue

Almost every rugby club has at one time encountered a rugby rogue. this traveling scumbag appears at practice or a match and joins the club willing to assist in the collective efforts. He is usually a piggy, and has a trade, like a carpenter or electrician, and finds a place to live with some of the batchleor players. Within a year, he leaves without notice, absconding with property and funds belonging to the roommates and the club.

Last year Rich started playing with us, and moved in with Android and Buddha. We should have been known that he was a rugby rogue since he was 35 and pocessed only a kit, some clothes and a 15 year-old Dodge truck. He sold $400 worth of raffle tickets, did not turn in any of the stubs or the money, and when we went to the house he was gone and so was Buddha's stereo and Android's furniture.

by bullet88 July 18, 2009

table grade

a middle age woman good looking enough to be have her pussy eaten on the dining room table

When I first saw David's mother I new she was table grade, and would have eaten her on the spot.

by bullet88 March 11, 2009

husband-in-law

The prick that married your ex-wife

I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.

by bullet88 August 6, 2009

mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina

Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.

by bullet88 August 21, 2008