perino'd 

Hit by anything Karmic you didn't see coming.

Dana Perino was perino'd by an invisible microphone during ex-President Bush's attempted Shoe Assassination in Iraq on Dec 14, 2008.

I thought I had gotten away clean running my money laundering operation when the IRS perino'd me.

perino'd by BayAreaWillI December 20, 2008

Perio'd 

The action of a female having their period on any object or substance other than a tampon or pad.
A practice largely popularized from the movie 'Superbad'.

Dude, she just perio'd on your leg!

Perio'd by benefitofadoubt March 14, 2011

Don Pepino poop 

The after effects of over-saucing your pizza slice with the zesty tasty sauce from Don Pepino can be seen in the form of a bright red coloured stool known as the Don Pepino poop.

Often sloppy in nature due to the accompaniment of pizza chilli flakes or jalapenos (or both), Don Pepino poop looks like someone has doused your whole colon with red paint before you squirt a deep ochre colour into the pan.

"Dude - I slopped half a jar or Don Pepino onto my Red Baron pizza last night. My shit is so red that I've made the toilet pan look like the Japanese flag!"

"I saw old fruit - I had a pleasant repast with the archbishop last evening and he served up pizza with extra sauce. I think the Don Pepino poop he'll be producing today could interrupt his sermon if he doesn't squirt liquid red torpedoes out of his bung-hole before he commences evensong."

Don Pepino poop by Monty Cornwall October 6, 2008

Dirty Pepino 

The act of simultaneously giving a blow job and penetrating a man’s asshole with a mexican cucumber. Typically gay males.

My boyfriend and I we’re making a salad last night and decided to put the cucumber to better use.... he gave me a dirty pepino and it was super hot!

Dirty Pepino by Booboo kitty fuk November 19, 2020