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A very nice man who drives a van and if he says he has smarties in there say yes please! If he takes you home and chains you to his bed its coz he loves you:)Not be confused with a Pedophile.

Tom"Where's Jim gone? Ted"Oh he's playing caves and monster's with Clive the petofeil."

Petofeil by Pussay slaya 445 September 23, 2018

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petofile

A word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.

I'm retarded, so I think "petofile" is a word.

petofile by YCSM July 19, 2007

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petofile

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear

that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?

petofile by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010

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petofile

A Senior who wears glasses on the top of his head during school and loves freshmen.

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petofile by andyfellovernet October 28, 2003

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Petofile

Alternate name for the Peticure - an electric, rotating file for your animal's nails. petophile animal lover

He will never live down calling the Peticure the petofile. We'll make sure of it.

Petofile by Ksuz October 31, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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