Petofeil

A very nice man who drives a van and if he says he has smarties in there say yes please! If he takes you home and chains you to his bed its coz he loves you:)Not be confused with a Pedophile.

Tom"Where's Jim gone? Ted"Oh he's playing caves and monster's with Clive the petofeil."

Petofeil by Pussay slaya 445 September 23, 2018

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petofile

A word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.

I'm retarded, so I think "petofile" is a word.

petofile by YCSM July 19, 2007

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petofile

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear

that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?

petofile by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010

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petofile

A Senior who wears glasses on the top of his head during school and loves freshmen.

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petofile by andyfellovernet October 28, 2003

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Petofile

Alternate name for the Peticure - an electric, rotating file for your animal's nails. petophile animal lover

He will never live down calling the Peticure the petofile. We'll make sure of it.

Petofile by Ksuz October 31, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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