squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.
Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.
by Ksuz June 17, 2009
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Petofile

Alternate name for the Peticure - an electric, rotating file for your animal's nails. petophile animal lover
He will never live down calling the Peticure the petofile. We'll make sure of it.
by Ksuz November 01, 2009
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