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petofile 

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear
that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?
petofile by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010

petofile 

A Senior who wears glasses on the top of his head during school and loves freshmen.
petofile by andyfellovernet October 28, 2003

Petofile 

Alternate name for the Peticure - an electric, rotating file for your animal's nails. petophile animal lover
He will never live down calling the Peticure the petofile. We'll make sure of it.
Petofile by Ksuz October 31, 2009

pedofile 

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell
the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class
pedofile by Damn Straight January 26, 2005

V.I.Pedofile 

Any celebrity who is generally considered to be,or convicted of being a Pedofile.
Most V.I Pedofiles exploit their celebrity status in order to do so.
Watkins, Savile, Jacko ect.
"Hey did you see the news about Rolf Harris "?

"Yeah. I had no idea he was a V.I.Pedofile !"
V.I.Pedofile by Nordic Badger February 21, 2014

PETAfiles 

A blog run by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals advocating humane treatment of, respect for, and opposing cruelty towards animals.
PETA has quirky and funny animal rights news posted on their PETAfiles blog at blog.peta.org
PETAfiles by yehadut August 21, 2007
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