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petofile 

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear
that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?
petofile by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010

petofile 

A Senior who wears glasses on the top of his head during school and loves freshmen.
petofile by andyfellovernet October 28, 2003

Petofile 

Alternate name for the Peticure - an electric, rotating file for your animal's nails. petophile animal lover
He will never live down calling the Peticure the petofile. We'll make sure of it.
Petofile by Ksuz October 31, 2009

pedofile 

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell
the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class
pedofile by Damn Straight January 26, 2005

V.I.Pedofile 

Any celebrity who is generally considered to be,or convicted of being a Pedofile.
Most V.I Pedofiles exploit their celebrity status in order to do so.
Watkins, Savile, Jacko ect.
"Hey did you see the news about Rolf Harris "?

"Yeah. I had no idea he was a V.I.Pedofile !"
V.I.Pedofile by Nordic Badger February 21, 2014

PETAfiles 

A blog run by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals advocating humane treatment of, respect for, and opposing cruelty towards animals.
PETA has quirky and funny animal rights news posted on their PETAfiles blog at blog.peta.org
PETAfiles by yehadut August 21, 2007
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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