petinis

a petite penis

It may be small, but at least he knows how to use his petinis.

petinis by Miss Satan November 20, 2011

Petinis

A petite penis. A compact cock. A tiny tinkler. A diminutive dick. A shrimpy schlong. A small sausage. A miniscule meatstick. A baby boner. A runty Richard. A humble hard-on. A paltry pecker. A wee weiner. A dainty ding dong. A junior johnson. A microscopic member.

"Samson the poodle has small dick. It's a petinis."

Petinis by ButIamPagliacci September 2, 2014

putinism 

A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.

Tom: Joe, are you gay?
Joe: No, I'm not gay.
Tom: Dude, you're 35 years old, never had a girlfriend and last night I saw you French kissing a guy at the theater. You're gay.
Joe: Dude, I am NOT gay!
Tom: You're sucking my dick, dude. You're GAY.
Joe: Am not.
Tom: You're just one big putinism, aren't you?

putinism by Jonny Habenero October 16, 2008

putinism 

noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

Joe: I finally broke up with Sue. I caught her cheating red-handed finally.
Tom: I thought she knew that you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:

putinism by Jonny Habenero October 12, 2008

peminist 

An offensive word for “feminist”. Usually used by the society to make fun of misandrist stupid feminists.

Amber Heard is a peminist.

peminist by Peminist May 12, 2022

Petnis 

A pet shaped like a penis.Found in the MnF Club mmo game.

Hey jared!
Nice petnis!

Petnis by Prajboy February 7, 2018

Putinistic 

The term used to explain someone who is in denial of defeat.

Evan: i won
Jim: but i had more points
Jim: you are putinistic

Putinistic by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019