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i have an enormous peninis
peninis by fkr July 30, 2003
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A penis pressed in a waffle iron or panini press. This word combines the words "panini" and "penis." The term peninis was coined by podcaster Griffin McElroy.
Yeah, I'm into sexual waffle irons; just stick your dick into a sandwich maker and get a peninis...
the thing we love to have in us and we like to suck jessica mitchel
its all the things i love about a dick it taste good and i love to eat come all of the time if i could i would suck as many dicks as i could because they tate asome
peninis by jessia March 15, 2005
when a penis is put in a panini press
I stopped by panera today to order a peninis.
peninis by peninispogh April 24, 2021

peminist 

An offensive word for “feminist”. Usually used by the society to make fun of misandrist stupid feminists.
Amber Heard is a peminist.
peminist by Peminist May 12, 2022

Human Peninsula 

When a girl receives 3 dicks in 3 different places which usually consist of the mouth, the pussy, and the asshole but can also include the ear or the belly button
Chris: Did you hear about Lauren last night?
Ben: No, what happened?
Chris: She got Human Peninsula'd.
Ben: By who?
Chris: Billy took the mouth, Jacob took the ass, and Alex took the pussy.
Human Peninsula by BQ13 February 5, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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