The man I am gayest for. He’s absolutely gorgeous , he’s funny, a kleptomaniac, inpatient, cheeky , a little bit of a shit but that’s cute. And he’s just a good guy always willing to help!
Cutest boy you'll ever see, very in love with his girlfriend, massive dick, thinks he's funny (but actually is), Boy Scout fag, did I mention massive dick, very good to go camping with, very sweet, bad driver, and can't handle liquor
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Boran: Hey colin look at that guy, what do you think about him?
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