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persuasive

Having the power to convince based on reasoning, emotional appeal, threats, or personal attractiveness.
The lawyer's closing argument against the energy company was persuasive to the jurists.

The charming saleswoman could be very persuasive with male customers.
by world citizen April 17, 2008
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persuasive

1. able, fitted, or intended to persuade: a very persuasive argument.
2. something that persuades; inducement.
Tending or having the power to persuade: a persuasive argument.

intended or having the power to induce action or belief; "persuasive eloquence"; "a most persuasive speaker"; "a persuasive argument"
by Senorita June 25, 2007
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Persuasive Touch

The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.
"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"
by FriendRuin June 7, 2018
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persuasive oral

Giving someone head to gain something from it.
Mia: "I gave John persuasive oral so that he'd lend me his car"
by Bingedy Bongedy June 6, 2018
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emotionally persuasive

(Gets sc just to talk to a guy) (only adds close friends or hot guys to sc) (scouts out hot guys on insta and asks their sc)
“Am I a hoe?”

“No I prefer the term emotionally persuasive
by Ummmokcool February 26, 2018
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Percussive Universal Soundwave

A repetitious, unexplainable high frequency radio wave transmission received by earth from an unknown source/location within and/or outside our galaxy.

{From 1962 through 2016, 11 Interstellar Radio Mesessage projects (IRMPs) transmitted 50+ messages out across the universe from earth. In 1996, a unique happenstance occured when the convergence of sound wave files during a studio recording session for the band Vibe 45, revealed an anomaly in the form of a high frequency sound wave blip registering at an astonishing 180k Hz (detectable only by the Alosa Saspidissima aka the American Shad) through a customized Crappatoe transducer equipped with a panoramic floppycack jacker. The evidence file was shared with Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen for a forensic analysis. Dr. Culvitude disaggregated the wave structure using a four dimensional, parabolic floppycack translator and the results were astonishing. The blip unveiled irrefutable evidence of a Percussive Universal Soundwave, or P.U.S., which surreptitiously, included a complex linguistic code, patterned to form the following words: "We Want The Funk", an extraterrestrial response conveying Alien displeasure related to the 50+ boring messages sent, and a plea to the band members of Vibe 45 to send them some ball knocking, Parliament style grooves in the next transmission. Dr. Culvitude mysteriously disappeared in 2001 and his sound popping theory showcasing P.U.S. was never formally published.
1. Scientists recently detected a Percussive Universal Soundwave from an unknown source in the universe.

2. {Dr. Culvitude shows his floppycack package to D Dog of Vibe 45 and explains} "D Dog, you are not going to believe this. The blip is a Percussive Universal Soundwave, and, when I decrypted the pattern into language, you can actually hear alien voices chanting "We Want the Funk!!"
by Charitable Disguise January 8, 2020
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percussive junkie

A person you makes sounds to correspond to the percussion in recordings like Fever Ray Take It to the Streets
Hey, have you heard that guy over at the end of the bar, he sounds like he's the drummer.

Yeah, I know him he's a percussive junkie
by supersize_my_fries July 26, 2010
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