Mammoth Feet

Somebody who has abnormally large feet or legs, but refuses to believe it due to crippling insecurity issues.

Tribesman: "You are loud, your feet are like mammoth"
BrightShadow: "I am not your mammoth feet"

by FriendRuin July 25, 2017

Persuasive Touch

The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.

"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"

by FriendRuin May 20, 2018