Skip to main content

Persents

Idiots who can’t spell, drive, or respect others property.
NTKO persents first ever takeover meet.
by Cirbalfhr March 21, 2022
mugGet the Persents mug.
Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
by Cate B February 12, 2009
mugGet the Atheist Children Get Presents Day mug.

wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"
by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006
mugGet the wrapping presents mug.

Million Dollar Extreme presents: World Peace

A sketch comedy TV show that aired in 2016, and was created by comedy group Million Dollar Extreme (MDE). It aired on Adult Swim, a network that used to air really cool and underrated shows created by underground artists and comedians, but now airs shitty superhero shows and Rick & Morty.

A second series was funded in 2022 after the show was cancelled after it's first season, and should be out soon.
Cool ass mf: Have you seen Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace?
Another mf who is cool: Yes. World Peace was a good show overshadowed by controversy.
by DankAssPicklePop June 14, 2023
mugGet the Million Dollar Extreme presents: World Peace mug.

drop some presents down the chimney

to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....
Yeah dude I'll be right there. Santa's gotta drop some presents down the chimney
by paranoya ding ding man January 21, 2009
mugGet the drop some presents down the chimney mug.

wrapping presents

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.
by We are going to hell November 8, 2005
mugGet the wrapping presents mug.

td presents

walker: yo, did you hear that td presents has corona?
jesserthelazer: yeah, that man is stupid.
by twalshy13 May 11, 2020
mugGet the td presents mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email