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Perrierdt 

Alternative of the slang “ periodt “
In reference to the water bottle company Perrier. Perrierdt is used at the end of a sentence or on its own to define a definitive statement regarding the level of attractiveness of somebody. A “.” can be added for maximum effect.
It means that I’m thirsty for you and that it’s on periodt. 💦 🔥❗️
No girl !! You’re so hot and that’s on perrierdt 😌👄😳
Perrierdt by Leo_perrierdt April 17, 2020
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Rick Perried

(v.) When you have a list of three items and you forget what the third thing was.
I just Rick Perried again.

I had three things to buy, but I can't remember what the third thing was.
Rick Perried by f1point0 November 10, 2011
Being married at the age of 19.
"hey bro, let's go hit some hookers and do some blow"
"nah bro, Im getting perried in a couple weeks"
"Serious N***A, your only 19!"
"Shit happens my man, shit happens"
Perried by afrojack123 December 5, 2011

Perrier Poser 

A person who fills an empty Perrier bottle up with tap water and drinks it arrogantly.
Baltasar – Dave must be doing well. He is drinking Perrier and looking rich and classy.

Magnus – I saw Dave fill that Perrier bottle up with tap water earlier today.

Baltasar – Dave is such a Perrier poser.
Perrier Poser by Marry Swanson July 20, 2012
you stroke her very tenderly but give a little pinch in the end.
ex1) Ben : Hey, you finally made out with her or what?

Chris: No way..I just perriered her a little while. I think she'd like it.

ex2) Jesse: Hey, Ben!! I think I saw Dan and Kevin perriering a minute ago right in front of your house!!

Ben: Really?? Oh..my God.. then it was true that Kevin sucked Mr.Garrison's penis when we were in school.

Jesse: I knew it!!I'll tell his mom on him right away.
perrier by Ben (Lee Seung yun) March 5, 2009

Perriering 

The act of being yourself without caring what anybody thinks. Because you're a f*cking adult.
Drank a Perrier and went to a party in my pajamas. #perriering

The Quod Perierat Theory 

Latin meaning: those lost to another dimension;
The complex and complicated theory that the same person from different dimensions is trapped in this one. These people all represent one person from alternate dimensions, but somehow, for unknown reasons, ended up in the same dimension. These people are very similar and only differ in the characteristics they received from their individual dimensions. For example, the same person could be the opposite sex in another dimension, but these people would still have similar personality traits and think in similar ways.

The original person who actually belongs in this dimension is aware of all of these "fakes", but is powerless and cannot get rid of them because if one of the fake copies dies, all of the others do too, as well as everyone else in the entire world. The universe's many dimensions rip apart because it realizes that these fake copies have come to coexist with the original. Therefore, the original isn't a real threat to the fake copies.
The fakes can kill the original. If the original is killed, one of the fake copies replaces them. The universe tries to fill in the blank of the original by using one of the fakes, and doesn't take note that the fake or actual original ever existed beforehand. The fake copy becomes the new original, but it's as if nothing occurred in the first place and as if the original never really died.
Todd: Hey, do you believe in the... *whispers* The Quod Perierat Theory?
Amanda: What? You know about it?!
Todd: Rick and I are pretty sure that Alice is our original.
Amanda: Oh my god. What are you guys going to do?
Todd: Actually, since we're the same person, it's more like just 'you'. I think I'm going to get rid of Alice.
Amanda: What does Rick want to do?
Todd: I mean, naturally, he agrees with me, just like on most things. Same person and all.