Perrier

A "sparkling water enema", currently popular among wealthy UK homosexuals and bi-curious metrosexuals.

One partner plays the "waiter". He takes a small glass bottle of sparkling Perrier (the narrow sloping-necked style is required). The "waiter" unscrews the cap and places his flat hand over the top. He agitates the bottle and quickly inserts the neck of the bottle into the anal orifice of the "customer".

Clearly, fast action and effective pre-lubrication are required to obtain the maximum effect.

The two product managers took a line of coke each, then gave each other a Perrier.

by Jonny.B.Good June 16, 2008

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Extremely expensive flavored TV static in a wine bottle. Created in France. Also known as sparkling water.

No one: I really want some Perrier

by Jim Laucher December 04, 2019

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Mineral water that's drank by people who don't know about Calistoga.

Topo Chico and Calistoga are much better than Perrier.

by Downstrike October 25, 2004

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you stroke her very tenderly but give a little pinch in the end.

ex1) Ben : Hey, you finally made out with her or what?

Chris: No way..I just perriered her a little while. I think she'd like it.

ex2) Jesse: Hey, Ben!! I think I saw Dan and Kevin perriering a minute ago right in front of your house!!

Ben: Really?? Oh..my God.. then it was true that Kevin sucked Mr.Garrison's penis when we were in school.

Jesse: I knew it!!I'll tell his mom on him right away.

by Ben (Lee Seung yun) October 28, 2008

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