The unexplained phenomenon associated with a restaurant or bakery owner who randomly and abruptly closes shop, without properly compensating employees.

“Jack, I showed up for work at the coffee shop today, but we were suddenly out of business. Also , I haven’t gotten paid in a month. I can’t believe a victim of The Petronella Effect.

The Petronella Effect by Cock of Mike Trout June 11, 2019

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Accident Prone

The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.

Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!

Accident Prone by Thunder shock March 1, 2018

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Pedonecrophilia

The love or need to have sex with dead children.

Did you here what Jimmy did to his sister that got hit by a truck? It was Pedonecrophilia!

Pedonecrophilia by BumbleBean :D June 8, 2016

prone bone

The sex position in which the girl is laying flat (emphasis on laying completely flat) on her belly with penis entry from behind. This position often enables the female to work the muscles in the region resulting most likely in an overpleasurable time for the man involved, thus causing premature ejaculation.

I nailed Lucy in prone bone last night!

prone bone by boll September 9, 2007

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