Permitler

The little Nazi weasels at the city who make you get a permit for everything from washing your car to fixing your sidewalk.

They let 10,000 morons illegally block all of downtown at Occupy Portland, but if I want to repair my own sidewalk I have to pay off some little Permitler.

by zombies8 October 8, 2011

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

To say that nothing is true, is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted. Is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

Decisions are easily made when one remembers nothing is true, everything is permitted.

by kaosmoker September 29, 2018

permatern

Someone who seems to permanently work for free or a stipend because they can't secure a paid position.

"Do you have a job yet?"
"Nope, just permaterning until the economy turns up."

by batria June 15, 2009

Periterish

Adjective:

Periterish- something that invokes the urgent desire or need for more of it.

Pronunciation: per-it-è-rish

This word takes the place of ridiculous words such as ‘moreish’ which should never have been created in the first place.

These biscuits are so periterish

by Ravencinko December 28, 2020

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

The dictum of the Order of the Assassins, as heard in Assassins Creed 1 and 2. First spoken by Altair’s master Al Mualim, “Nothing is True” exhibits the cynicism that the Assassins carry towards religion and fantasy, while “Everything is Permitted” represents their dedication the Order and the brutality of their work.

The Assassins in Ubisoft’s AC are based off of a real group active during the Crusades, called the Hashshashins, from which the word “Assassin” is derived.

Altair: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

Al Mualim: Oh Yesh. *fistbump

by Al Muslimio January 23, 2011

permille

Also, permil, per mil, per mille, promille
1) per (every) thousand (Latin)
2) one thousandth

3) the fraction 1/1000

4) the decimal 0.001

5) the symbol ‰

Baseball batting averages are written as a permille.
Legal limits blood alcohol content for driving a road vehicle in some countries are 0.5‰ or 0.2‰.

by Nutralizr October 27, 2011

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

Within the realm of philosopher, opposed to Assassins Creed, "Nothing is True. Everything is permitted." refers to the nature of reality and our perception of it. "Nothing is true" means that everything we sense and process in our minds is filtered reality, limited by our own bodies. We will never see reality objectively but just through the lens of our eyes, ears, etc. "Everything is permitted" branches off of this first statement; since nothing is true, the mind can generate its own reality. Hence, everything is permitted. This makes more sense in the context of drugs, particularly psychedelics, that enable the mind to perceive things that are very much disconnected from objective reality.

After taking a fuckton of LSD, John realized: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted as he imagined and saw a pink lion in front of him with a glowing mane.

by curioustaco October 28, 2020