Permayeet
Permayeet (verb)
The act of permanently removing, ejecting, banning, launching, or otherwise sending someone or something into the void with such overwhelming force, determination, and finality that it ceases to be your problem forever. The final stage of the yeet lifecycle: yeet → yote → permayeet. So complete is the removal that future archaeologists may someday debate whether the person or object ever existed at all. Whatever it was is now with Jesus, its lore erased.
The act of permanently removing, ejecting, banning, launching, or otherwise sending someone or something into the void with such overwhelming force, determination, and finality that it ceases to be your problem forever. The final stage of the yeet lifecycle: yeet → yote → permayeet. So complete is the removal that future archaeologists may someday debate whether the person or object ever existed at all. Whatever it was is now with Jesus, its lore erased.
Example 1: “My Wi-Fi dropped during the raid boss fight and the router was permayeeted out of the window like a discus being hurled by an Olympian.”
Example 2: “My Roomba ate a phone charger, a sock, and somehow smeared dog poop across the entire house. It was immediately permayeeted to the dumpster.”
Example 3: “The printer jammed for the seventh time this week, so the office collectively decided it was time to permayeet it off the rooftop into the parking lot.”
Example 4: “After the smoke detector started chirping at 2 a.m. for the fourth consecutive night, it was promptly permayeeted into low Earth orbit. NASA has declined to comment.”
Example 5: “Bro wasn’t fired. He wasn’t laid off. He was permayeeted after microwaving sardines and Brussels sprouts in the office break room. Even HR agreed it was justified. His keycard stopped working before the break room aired out.”
Example 2: “My Roomba ate a phone charger, a sock, and somehow smeared dog poop across the entire house. It was immediately permayeeted to the dumpster.”
Example 3: “The printer jammed for the seventh time this week, so the office collectively decided it was time to permayeet it off the rooftop into the parking lot.”
Example 4: “After the smoke detector started chirping at 2 a.m. for the fourth consecutive night, it was promptly permayeeted into low Earth orbit. NASA has declined to comment.”
Example 5: “Bro wasn’t fired. He wasn’t laid off. He was permayeeted after microwaving sardines and Brussels sprouts in the office break room. Even HR agreed it was justified. His keycard stopped working before the break room aired out.”
Permayeet by OmnipotentWang July 10, 2026
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