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Permafriend 

The twilight zone of male female relationships. When a male is interested in a female for a long time and the female believes that the male is a "good friend." Closely associated with the phrase "Fuck My Life."
--Tell me Wilhelm, how is your courtship of young Rebecca?
--Oh Thadeus, I have become her "Permafriend".
--That is most suckage, most suckage indeed.
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permafries 

Fast food items found on the floor of your car that look exactly the same as they did a year ago when they fell out of the bag
permafries by Fry_cook January 13, 2014
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permafried 

Permanently-Fried. When you do so much acid you never come down completely and are never the same. Does NOT mean flash-backs, that's different.
He did way too much acid a few years ago and he's been permafried ever since.
permafried by rubicante June 13, 2003

permafried 

Being stoned so often that your mental state is permanently altered.
permafried by Salieri_82 May 30, 2006

permafried 

When you smoke so much weed that you permanently seem high when sober, permanent stoner eyes (closed ish eyes) and permanent stoned behaviour, people may ask you if you're stoned when you're sober if you're permafried
Charles: whats up with Greg's eyes?
Neil: oh he's permafried thats why, hes actually sober rn
permafried by Glitxh February 9, 2023

permagrind 

This word refers to someone who has smoked so much kind bud that it is hard not to have a permanent grin on their face. ripped, stoned, burnout
What are you smiling at? Dude, I'm just permagrind
permagrind by kriztof June 30, 2007

Permafried 

To have taken so many drugs your brain is irreversably fried
John Saunders went way too hard for way too long but hasnt touched drugs in 10 years. Even after such a long period of sobriety he shows signs of serious brain damage and as such is permafried
Permafried by rocketdogz September 21, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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