permafries 

Fast food items found on the floor of your car that look exactly the same as they did a year ago when they fell out of the bag

You want some permafries with that?

permafries by Fry_cook January 13, 2014

permafreshie

a player so bad at deepwoken that you would still call them a freshie despite them being power 60 with a bell and enchants, more often than not permafreshies are boosted by their friends or guildmates

90% of people in the unnamed deepwoken guild are permafreshies

permafreshie by illiterate neanderthal February 8, 2022

permafried 

Permanently-Fried. When you do so much acid you never come down completely and are never the same. Does NOT mean flash-backs, that's different.

He did way too much acid a few years ago and he's been permafried ever since.

permafried by rubicante June 13, 2003

Permafrosting 

The state of being casually, sociably or lightly buzzed for inordinate amounts of time, e.g., a few days. Permafrosting usually involvs drinking upon waking up, and continuing to do so into the night (see: wake'n'drank.) Usually done on weekends or short vacations in foreign countries with a warm climate.

"Doesn't that gentleman look jovial?"
"Yes, I believe he's been permafrosting."

"Good morning Ms., care for a cocktail?"
"Yes, quite."
"Let us permafrost."

Permafrosting by i81u812didntu? March 4, 2009

permafried 

Being stoned so often that your mental state is permanently altered.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are probably permafried by now.

permafried by Salieri_82 May 30, 2006

permafried 

When you smoke so much weed that you permanently seem high when sober, permanent stoner eyes (closed ish eyes) and permanent stoned behaviour, people may ask you if you're stoned when you're sober if you're permafried

Charles: whats up with Greg's eyes?
Neil: oh he's permafried thats why, hes actually sober rn

permafried by Glitxh February 9, 2023

Permafriend 

The twilight zone of male female relationships. When a male is interested in a female for a long time and the female believes that the male is a "good friend." Closely associated with the phrase "Fuck My Life."

--Tell me Wilhelm, how is your courtship of young Rebecca?
--Oh Thadeus, I have become her "Permafriend".
--That is most suckage, most suckage indeed.

Permafriend by Siamese Olsen Twin From Mars November 22, 2010