permafries
Fast food items found on the floor of your car that look exactly the same as they did a year ago when they fell out of the bag
You want some permafries with that?
permafries by Fry_cook January 13, 2014
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permafreshie
a player so bad at deepwoken that you would still call them a freshie despite them being power 60 with a bell and enchants, more often than not permafreshies are boosted by their friends or guildmates
permafreshie by illiterate neanderthal February 8, 2022
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permafry • permafreshie • Permafriend • Permafresh • perma-fried • permafrost • permifried • permacrisis • Permaflesh • Permafrization
permafried
Permanently-Fried. When you do so much acid you never come down completely and are never the same. Does NOT mean flash-backs, that's different.
permafried by rubicante June 13, 2003
Permafrosting
The state of being casually, sociably or lightly buzzed for inordinate amounts of time, e.g., a few days. Permafrosting usually involvs drinking upon waking up, and continuing to do so into the night (see: wake'n'drank.) Usually done on weekends or short vacations in foreign countries with a warm climate.
"Doesn't that gentleman look jovial?"
"Yes, I believe he's been permafrosting."
"Good morning Ms., care for a cocktail?"
"Yes, quite."
"Let us permafrost."
"Yes, I believe he's been permafrosting."
"Good morning Ms., care for a cocktail?"
"Yes, quite."
"Let us permafrost."
Permafrosting by i81u812didntu? March 4, 2009
permafried
permafried by Salieri_82 May 30, 2006
permafried
When you smoke so much weed that you permanently seem high when sober, permanent stoner eyes (closed ish eyes) and permanent stoned behaviour, people may ask you if you're stoned when you're sober if you're permafried
permafried by Glitxh February 9, 2023
Permafriend
The twilight zone of male female relationships. When a male is interested in a female for a long time and the female believes that the male is a "good friend." Closely associated with the phrase "Fuck My Life."
--Tell me Wilhelm, how is your courtship of young Rebecca?
--Oh Thadeus, I have become her "Permafriend".
--That is most suckage, most suckage indeed.
--Oh Thadeus, I have become her "Permafriend".
--That is most suckage, most suckage indeed.
Permafriend by Siamese Olsen Twin From Mars November 22, 2010
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