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perfumant 

You're so perfumant
perfumant by B.r.Sa April 11, 2016
A versatile word that cannot be explained per se, however can be defined as the overall accumuance of perimeter, both physical and non-physical. It can be used to describe hanging out(Dude, let's perim), what's the plan going to be(So, what's on perim?), or, in the most extreme cases, doing something that you, the speaker, find unacceptable or out of place(He's pulling perim).
Speaker #1 "Hey bro, let's call JTam and see if he wants to perim tonight."

Speaker #2 "Nah bro, that guy is always pulling perim and off doing something else"
Perim by J-Tam January 1, 2010
The cute flower girl from she-ra who doesn't like it when you throw tanks at your friends.
"We do not throw tanks at out friends!" - perfuma
perfuma by ~HeyAdora~ December 12, 2020

frosting the perimeter 

When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.
“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”

“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”

“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
frosting the perimeter by GerthPaul November 16, 2022

perfumigate 

To spray perfume/cologne liberally in an area, attempting to make it smell better. Unfortunately, the new scent can be so overpowering that the area smells worse after this process. This downside is more common from cheap men's body spray.
Not to worry! I always carry around a can of Axe! I'll perfumigate this place!
perfumigate by Deseejay September 29, 2010

perfumed 

Producing a foul, unpleasant odor; stinking; stenched;
Man: Whew! Somebody on that elevator was highly perfumed!
Woman: Perfumed? More like skunky! That was foul body odor!😷
Man: That's what I was referring to, in a sort of diplomatic way!
perfumed by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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