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Perfect-Day 

n.) cookout/ adventure/reptiles/movies/ video games/ jams once intoxicated/ goodtalks/ everyone squeeze into one bed.
"Let's have a Perfect-Day!"
Perfect-Day by Ragehoof June 29, 2009

the most perfect day 

a day with you of course, we could go on a walk or even stay home and it would still be perfect because you were there :)
we should go on a date

ohmygod that would be the most perfect day

totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.
(Video of pedophile)

Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd

Perfect Bottom Day (PBD)

If you have a PBD, you feel very comfortable at bottoming today. There is no sign of diarrhea and your digestion is just on point. Your poo is neither too soft nor too hard. Maybe you’re even clean without douching!
Eric: „Omg, I have a Perfect Bottom Day (PBD) - not drinking coffee or alcohol for 3 days was totally worth it!“

Henry: „What a waste of my PBD, I can’t find any d*cks to ride.“

Carl: „omg, seems like I have a PBD, I think I should call this f-boy!
Leo: yeah sis, if you have a PBD you should seize the day and call that floppy uncut top and ride that d!“

perfect summer day 

A day where nothing can go wrong. No thoughts of winter depression. A day at the breezemont and the 2man begins. We walk to CVS, get ice cream, go back to graces house, go swimming, watch the sunset, have a sleepover where the boys sleep in the chicken coop. Nothing can go wrong.
"I can't wait for the perfect summer day" - Amelia
perfect summer day by bibi phonk March 28, 2025

National Perfect Wife Day 

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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