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the girl reading this
"shes perfect"

"who"
"the girl reading this"
perfect by Amazing_lil_ December 27, 2017
Christopher Bang
Do you know what perfect means?

Of course I do! I know Christopher Bang!
perfect by ily ♡︎ October 14, 2020

Perfect. 

Person 1: what is perfect?
Person 2: it's when someone is flawless in every way; walk,smile, beauty, personality

Person 3: actually, Perfect has no definition. It is not black, white, gay, straight, poor, rich, popular, or any label. It is your values. Funny, kind, loving, loved, happy. Everyone is perfect in their own way. Many people say perfect could be a beautiful, thin, white, tall girl, with a handsome boyfriend who is hot, with a muscular body, and they are rich and love each other a lot. To me, perfect is a stupid word. We are limited to how much about our life we can make our own. You can't choose to be what you think is pretty and not. You can't choose to be the skinny Indian kid, or the gay gymnast, or the popular blonde. You aren't always a stereotype. You could be an autistic person who passes with the best grades, or the black teen who donates to the homeless each weekend. You can be whatever you want, and that makes you perfect.
Perfect. by TheDerpCake•_• December 23, 2014
Faultless, immaculate, without a blight; something which doesn't have a weakness.
Not even Urban Dictionary is perfect.
perfect by Esa4 January 7, 2021
when two people realize that everything is amazing between them.when true love is defined.
Punky Blue and Lawrence Brown(a perfect couple)
Perfect by pbpl July 31, 2009
Fiercely overrated and non-existent.
Nobody's perfect, though many try to be.
Perfect by sofilee January 11, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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