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A person who you have never met or seen before in your entire life, a person who you have never known before and who has never known you before, and is not, and never was in any way, related to you.
The person I met at the mall today was a perfect stranger.
by He who knows11 January 13, 2011
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The Nussy, or the β€œnose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
β€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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A kickass song by Deep Purple. I can't get it out of my head. See
A strand of silver, hanging through the sky
Touching more than you see
The voice of ages in your mind
Is aching
With the dead of the night
Precious life
Your tears are lost in falling rain

And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect strangers
by my new favorite song May 03, 2009
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When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.
I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.
by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008
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Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.
After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".
by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009
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When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.
If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.
by edd_bruh May 18, 2018
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Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki
Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry
by G-Money55 February 27, 2008
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