Esa4's definitions

Way of the water

R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!

The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.

Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.

Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"

by Esa4 December 16, 2022

perfect

Faultless, immaculate, without a blight; something which doesn't have a weakness.

Not even Urban Dictionary is perfect.

by Esa4 January 7, 2021

punishee

Someone who is punished by a punisher

Take the punishee to the potato hut, where will come to know the true meaning of discipline!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

splendud

The OBVIOUS way for everyone to spell splendid, stuped!

Our trip last year to Yemen was fine, someone would say splendud!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

rapist

Someone who doesn't take no for an answer. One can pretend that one didn't hear what the other said, but body language should say how it is.

Nigel: "I ran yesternday into the most stunning woman with amazing breasts. I couldn't believe my fortune! Made love to her immediately after. She made objections, but I didn't let that spoil my incredible night out."
Humphrey: "Oh, great. Another rapist!"

by Esa4 January 28, 2021

outhouse

Where you spent your wedding night. I don't know if it was the smell or what, but she got banged up that night.

Why are you in my outhouse? Get out of my outhouse! Out I said!! I say it is my outhouse and I am the proud owner of it!

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!

Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.

by Esa4 September 12, 2019