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Definitions by Esa4

Way of the water 

R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!

The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.

Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.
Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"
Way of the water by Esa4 December 16, 2022

butt-asshole 

A butt-ass which has a hole. The same as ass-butthole.
Smelly butt-asshole!
butt-asshole by Esa4 June 15, 2021

Father once removed 

You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??
Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !
Father once removed by Esa4 February 2, 2021

Coprophagist 

Must... eat... shit... Is nobody going to stop me? Gosh, if I get fat, I'll blame you because you stood by and did nothing!
Me: Did you know that our dear Bill is coprophagist?
My wife: Bill? Oh my, I never...
Me: Mm-h. Not even the flies love shit as much as he does!
Coprophagist by Esa4 February 2, 2021

outhouse 

Where you spent your wedding night. I don't know if it was the smell or what, but she got banged up that night.
Why are you in my outhouse? Get out of my outhouse! Out I said!! I say it is my outhouse and I am the proud owner of it!
outhouse by Esa4 February 2, 2021
A videogame developed by the japanese game company Illusion with cute manga girls which may either cause severe addiction or unbounded disgust, depending on what were your expectations. I sometimes enjoy playing it because it offers things I can't do in Captain Toad and things I can't afford to do in real life, so I guess that makes me a horrible person, then?
Rape is a victimless crime! Ever heard of Rapelay? Ha, you should give it a go. (Ed gave it five stars!)
Rapelay by Esa4 February 2, 2021

periclit 

Uh, so... What did you find attractive about the word 'periclit' to make you look it up on Urban Dictionary? Try searching 'rectum'.

For those who don't know latin, it's perīclitārī, present active infinitive of perīclitor, and means “I risk, endanger”). Boohoo!
I absolutely suck at latin. Haha, periclit! It probably has something to do with secks!
periclit by Esa4 February 1, 2021