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Schroedinger's rapist

A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.

A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.
by Esa4 September 5, 2019
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Road

Bob talked to us about some old road, oh yeah, she knew best how to treat a man!
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charactert

Then the charactert was written out of the script.
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homopath

A soul which should be purged from a curse. From greek homos - same; patho-, as in pathology which is the study of disease.
If Alan Turing was so smart, why didn't HE cure himself?

homopath
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charactery

A tag-team of fictions characters. Can mean anything from one SNL batch to an entire graveyard of long-aborted brainchildren.
depository, trumpetry, jewry, charactery
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hungarian

An European language related to Finnish and Estonian. Examples of similar words in Hungarian / Finnish:

ver / veri -- blood
vaj / voi -- butter
éles / elossa -- alive
hajzat / hiukset -- hair
belül / peräl - in the rear
piszkos és koszos / paskas ja kusees -- filty and disgusting, or: in shit and in piss.

However, prudence is advisable, for example if a finnish person says "Mee hittoon" ("Fuck off!"), a Hungarian interprets this as meaning "Go home". (home = itthon)
How do you say "I have genital warts" in Hungarian?
by Esa4 September 12, 2019
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shit-smelling

One who likes to smell t3h shit.
Honey, that shit-smelling creep is at our dumpster again! I'm calling the cops!
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