Perchunker 

Self promotion of idiots

03/12/2024
~LC + II~

“Nate in season 2 in ted lasso is a PERCHUNKER”

Perchunker by Loopsybimy December 3, 2024

perchanger 

The perchanger is the 'child safe' word for vagina lips. This is often the choice phrase when needing to mention the lower parts of ladies anatomy in front of those who should remain oblivious to the subject matter.

Her: That cream is really burning my perchangers

perchanger by eneville September 11, 2011

Perchinkety 

noun
pl. 'Perchinketies'
An object usually forming a random collection and found on dressers or unnecessary shelving. Often kitsch in nature and forming the general tasteless bric-a-brac and ballast collected in a home. Usesless tat, the kind sold at schnorkler's shops.

(See defintion of 'ballast' and 'schnorklers' shop' for further info)

"Does the house come with that perchinkety on the shelf there?"

"Do you think I should get this ugly perchinkety for your Mum for her birthday?"

Perchinkety by R.K.Danicic August 17, 2020

perchunkle

An adaptation of "perchance" used mainly to emphasize leaning towards a yes instead of a no. If you were to say "perchance" it would be synonymized to "maybe" or "possibly," where as perchunkle would mean "probably" or "most likely."

"Did you drink my Dr. Pepper?"
"Perchunkle"

perchunkle by OtterzHaveNoLice December 6, 2024