Celebwaition

The discomfort of pretending one has forgotten or doesn't care about somebody's birthday/life event, in anticipation of a surprise gesture that will convey the opposite

In the hours leading up to the surprise party, Harry sat in a state of intense celebwaition, knowing Kate was thinking her team had completely forgotten her birthday.

Rhiannon felt pangs of celebwaition as Nigel walked into the room after his weekend away. His gift was still waiting in the Post Office depot for re-delivery.

by R.K.Danicic November 06, 2024

Jebson

Son of a jeb. Jeb = abbrev. of jeb end, referring to tip of a penis

You can't not look like a jebson in one of those zero-gravity office chairs

by R.K.Danicic January 30, 2017

Grammar

To say that something makes sense or is legitimate.

There's grammar in that.

by R.K.Danicic June 17, 2013

Perchinkety

noun
pl. 'Perchinketies'
An object usually forming a random collection and found on dressers or unnecessary shelving. Often kitsch in nature and forming the general tasteless bric-a-brac and ballast collected in a home. Usesless tat, the kind sold at schnorkler's shops.

(See defintion of 'ballast' and 'schnorklers' shop' for further info)

"Does the house come with that perchinkety on the shelf there?"

"Do you think I should get this ugly perchinkety for your Mum for her birthday?"

by R.K.Danicic August 17, 2020