Perchu 

The moreos guy. Their Tumblr is now gone, and someone else carries their torch. Little is known about them, but their rage was admirable for the time we had them.

We miss you, Moreos guy.

As Perchu, a brilliant man once said... "aRE YOU KIDDING ME, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS IS SHIT THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS".

We miss you, Perchu. And we hope you're okay.

Perchu by Keiachi-chan November 2, 2021

perchu 

Created by three board school children in manchester who created this word to describe each other.

Used to discribe someone that has done something stupid or who is being an annoying little bugger.

someone: is your birthday really a national holiday.

Me: cause its not you little perchu i was winding you up.

perchu by gillybean February 23, 2005

Percussive Universal Soundwave 

A repetitious, unexplainable high frequency radio wave transmission received by earth from an unknown source/location within and/or outside our galaxy.

{From 1962 through 2016, 11 Interstellar Radio Mesessage projects (IRMPs) transmitted 50+ messages out across the universe from earth. In 1996, a unique happenstance occured when the convergence of sound wave files during a studio recording session for the band Vibe 45, revealed an anomaly in the form of a high frequency sound wave blip registering at an astonishing 180k Hz (detectable only by the Alosa Saspidissima aka the American Shad) through a customized Crappatoe transducer equipped with a panoramic floppycack jacker. The evidence file was shared with Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen for a forensic analysis. Dr. Culvitude disaggregated the wave structure using a four dimensional, parabolic floppycack translator and the results were astonishing. The blip unveiled irrefutable evidence of a Percussive Universal Soundwave, or P.U.S., which surreptitiously, included a complex linguistic code, patterned to form the following words: "We Want The Funk", an extraterrestrial response conveying Alien displeasure related to the 50+ boring messages sent, and a plea to the band members of Vibe 45 to send them some ball knocking, Parliament style grooves in the next transmission. Dr. Culvitude mysteriously disappeared in 2001 and his sound popping theory showcasing P.U.S. was never formally published.

1. Scientists recently detected a Percussive Universal Soundwave from an unknown source in the universe.

2. {Dr. Culvitude shows his floppycack package to D Dog of Vibe 45 and explains} "D Dog, you are not going to believe this. The blip is a Percussive Universal Soundwave, and, when I decrypted the pattern into language, you can actually hear alien voices chanting "We Want the Funk!!"

Percussive Universal Soundwave by Charitable Disguise January 8, 2020

perchance 

A synonym for Perhaps

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.

perchance by EarlessMimikyu March 1, 2022

Vocal Percussion on a whole 'nother level

Coming from my mind!

Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind!
Aahh! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro) Aaaaaaah haa aah! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro)
It's like a burning sunrise! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunset! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunrise! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunset!
Aahh! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro) Aaaaaaah haa aah! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro)
Yeah! It's like a Golden Wind! I'm dancing for your mind I'm shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Like a burning Golden Wind
Spread wide your Golden Wind Why don't you dance to swing? I'm swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Golden Wind!
Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind! (Comin' from my mind!) Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind! (Comin' from my mind!)
It's like a burning sunrise!

Vocal Percussion on a whole 'nother level by SBD2042 November 6, 2019

percules 

Rapped in Juice WRLD’s “Make Beleive”, it’s a combination of the drug Percocet and Hercules. Saying he’s stronger/better on Percocet I think .

Me and Stan, we alike but he ain’t nicer than me
He was drunk-drivin
Me, I’m just straight Percules

percules by LyricsHuh March 28, 2019

percussive junkie 

A person you makes sounds to correspond to the percussion in recordings like Fever Ray Take It to the Streets

Hey, have you heard that guy over at the end of the bar, he sounds like he's the drummer.

Yeah, I know him he's a percussive junkie

percussive junkie by supersize_my_fries July 26, 2010