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cock of pepperoni 

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni
Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.
Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

Spicy Pepperoni 

A Guy who likes to hang out with his friends at the pool.
Wow! Mr. Ohayon really is a spicy pepperoni.
Spicy Pepperoni by Bepis Conke February 28, 2018

Pepperette 

N. - A salted and cured meat stick, that although unhealthy is very satisfying. Often confused with Hot Rod's although they are an entirely different foodstuff.
James - "Ma'am I noticed your cold deli is sold out of pepperettes. Would you happen to have some waiting in the back room?"

Terra - "It wouldn't suprise me that we are sold out, they sure are popular. Unfortunately I think we don't have any waiting. Sorry."

James - "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!"

James - "Why have the Gods foresaken me?"
Pepperette by Mr. Vodkabomb October 8, 2009

rest in pepperoni 

Practically meaning the loss of something with lesser or no value.
A: Oh no the mushroom fell off the cliff!
B: Rest in pepperonis.
rest in pepperoni by Disguyiscray January 17, 2016

pepperoni hotdog 

The action of flicking a female’s nipple until they become erect and the proceeding to insert the nipple into the tip of an erect male penis
Dude last night we pepperoni hotdoged with both boobies.
pepperoni hotdog by Tophmister August 15, 2021