Pentri

Something handmade by humans where a beer can gentely sit.

This beer can perfectly fit on this pentri. (The pentri being anything handmade by
Human : a chair, a head, a can of beer, a plane, a bed, an apple, a pineapple, a tree, etc.)

by Laqueenleah August 19, 2020

Petriarchy

When a pet rules a family.

pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy

by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

Penrith Picasso

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Penrice Academy

A fucking whorehouse filled with midgets and teenagers who lose their virginity at 13. All the teachers are peadophiles.

I went to Penrice Academy for a day and left with a pregnant son.

by Satan Has A Minge May 24, 2018

Petrichor

the smell of dust after rain

Idris: It means "the smell of dust after rain."
Rory: What does?
Idris: Petrichor.
Rory: But I didn't ask.
Idris: Not yet. But you will.

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crimson, eleven, delight, petrichor <3

by tu_es_mon_soleil June 27, 2011

Sir Pentious

The Naga in hazbin hotel, he is the smol bean that we have come to love, and the egg boi's want to see him find love. He is often shipped with angel dust

Alastor: hey angel would you kiss Sir Pentious for 20 grand?

Angel Dust: no *20 grand falls in his lap, he looks at Sir Pentious both tense*

Sir Pentious: GTF AWAY FROM ME! PERVERT

by Heaven's_Angelic_Destroyer December 21, 2019